Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Paula Is Not A Drunk!

I am not a huge fan of American Idol, but I have to say I love the try outs. Are the judges mean?Absolutely, but what do these tone deaf people expect? So they are told that they suck. They get ten minutes air time on national TV perhaps a shot at a future exploitation for a lot of money.

Remember that Asian kid who made a ton of money who sucked so bad? Stickin' rich.

If I were the producers at American Idol I would encourage the judges to be meaner. I also would like it to be more of a freak show than it already is. How about a Yodelling Catagory? And what about a siamese twin catagory where they have to sing duets all the time. NOW THATS Entertainment.

Which brings me back to Paula. I think she should be drunk! Whats wrong with that? In fact I think they all should be. That how you know a person really sucks. If they want to make you gouge your eyes out completely lit, then they'll make you want to kill your self when you are sober. Bring on Idol!

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